May 26th, 2012 at 4:47PM

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May 25th, 2012 at 11:39PM
coldpotato: invisiblextouch: rhyspiecesss: mariahellbunny: brendenyes: theyoungandreckl3ss: neverbrokenn: stereotypicalslacker: airwavehero: i ran shirtless with paris hilton because i had to I banged a drink because I’m sexy like that. I slept with a toothbrush because im sexy like that I needed a mop because hoes keep stealing my tacos. I beat a pot head, because I’m a pimp. Lol. I ran shirtless with the kool aid man because I love marijuana….what? I beat an easter egg cos i got abs I smoked with a homo cause I’m sexy like that xD I stabbed a stripper because I love to snort cocaine I slept with the cookie monster because I’m good in bed hahaa!

coldpotato:

invisiblextouch:

rhyspiecesss:

mariahellbunny:

brendenyes:

theyoungandreckl3ss:

neverbrokenn:

stereotypicalslacker:

airwavehero:

i ran shirtless with paris hilton because i had to

I banged a drink because I’m sexy like that.
I slept with a toothbrush because im sexy like that

I needed a mop because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

I beat a pot head, because I’m a pimp. Lol.

I ran shirtless with the kool aid man because I love marijuana….what?

I beat an easter egg cos i got abs

I smoked with a homo cause I’m sexy like that xD

I stabbed a stripper because I love to snort cocaine

I slept with the cookie monster because I’m good in bed hahaa!

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May 25th, 2012 at 9:40PM
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May 21st, 2012 at 12:39PM

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May 20th, 2012 at 5:01PM

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May 14th, 2012 at 8:36PM

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May 8th, 2012 at 10:38PM

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May 8th, 2012 at 6:18PM

hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles:

My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” 

His friend didn’t know. 

I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. 

He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you, female God!” 

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May 8th, 2012 at 12:14PM

jeszing:

good one brock

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May 6th, 2012 at 8:13PM
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: don’t judge me. im just at the grocery like everyone else.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

don’t judge me. im just at the grocery like everyone else.

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